liftedandgiftedd:

fantasized-perfection:

I don’t know what this is but I love it

this show is actually hilarious.

(Source: brewkie)

anordinaryasian:

Are the Sprouse brothers even real

teganfeatsara:

1. The End of Evangelion: 1997
2. Adventure Time: 2014

teganfeatsara:

1. The End of Evangelion: 1997

2. Adventure Time: 2014

ruinedchildhood:

this is why I have trust issues

ruinedchildhood:

this is why I have trust issues

(Source: superquadbass)

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

  • Me: procrastinating on tumblr
  • My parents: can you please-
  • Me: are you serious do you even know how much homework i have im stressing over so much please don't make me do it i really need to get this homework done im so tired

yellfang:

party-at-the-tardis:

shavingryansprivates:

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

  • the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
  • ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
  • it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

and fucking died

humpty dumpty committed suicide

jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull

A BABY FELL OUT A TREE

  • Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

getoffmybloghoe:

it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order

idioticteen:

*trys to hit high note of favorite song*

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flawfulbelle:

herhmione:

the thing i regret the most about getting a tumblr is that suddenly i’m staying up all night on this website instead of staying up all night reading a book

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read.