(Source: swampfairies)

localbandnerd:

mosaicheartt:

Taylor Swift is now cheer captain and no longer on the bleachers.

Good, she never could keep her fucking hair in her shako. Mediocre clarinet player.

The Selfie (x)

(Source: anklbitrs)

mrtwentington:

skepticalavenger:

whats-an-algebra:

do atheists say oh my god

yep.  we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.

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(Source: mondaysarepeopletoo)

orangeis:

I don’t know why Jason Biggs never answers my tweets :|

(Source: julietpablo)

wings-for-castiel:

kasukasukasumisty:

manimeshades:

dont go through an artists sketchbook without their permission

i repeat

DONT GO THROUGH AN ARTISTS SKETCHBOOK WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION

AND LISTEN TO THEM WHEN THEY TOLD YOU TO PUT IT DOWN

OR PEOPLE’S WRITING PLEASE IT’S SO EMBARRASSING WHEN SOMEONE READS SOMETHING YOU WROTE THAT WAS MEANT TO BE PERSONAL

(Source: princcehans)

zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

(Source: staypozitive)

magicteaparties-inwonderland:

perryplat:

phinflynn:

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“Y’see, the first time my Dad kissed my Mom was at a Love Handel concert, and it’s their anniversary -“

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“B to the O-R-I-N-G.”

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“Not yet Ferb.”

i love how he doesn’t say ”no, ferb.”

he says ”not yet.”

as in they were planning to bludgeon him with a mace

Ferb I know what were gonna do today

(Source: phinflynn)

takshammy:

seaking:

instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

I like your style, kid.

aboutmidi:

amethystk:

THIS.

Ingenious 

aboutmidi:

amethystk:

THIS.

Ingenious 

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective