contort:

LOOK AT MY TOP

(Source: h-angten)

forcefields:

forcefields:

which part of california has the most cute boys?

the bae area

(Source: diamondzfanclub)

helladutchess:

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."

"What about that one?"

"Oh that’s a Bee’s"

ten-and-donna:

jaredpadalicker:

letstalkaboutdisney:

b0oobs:

neverrlaand:

my motto

what’s a motto

nothing what’s a motto with you

Wrong movie

Fuck you; The Lion King is never the wrong movie.

(Source: fyeahmovieclub)

Album Art

(Source: we-love-noizez)

Played 10043 times.
Album Art

(Source: we-love-noizez)

Played 10043 times.

letmeeatyourchildren:

sherlocksmyth:

THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.

THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.

THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.

THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.

IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY OLD ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.

Thine octopus

erernjaeger:

i’ve been laughing about this picture for almost twenty minutes

image

kafkai:

dilated:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.

And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me

(Source: dilated)

englandsbooty:

even People magazine made Shrek jokes
englandsbooty:

even People magazine made Shrek jokes

englandsbooty:

even People magazine made Shrek jokes

(Source: lllupins)

sweetpeche:

reblog for easter

(Source: videohall)

relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette